07 April 2014

"Love" Acts

Ex-governor jeb bush - yeah, W's brother - has come out with a real gem.
"Yes, they broke the law, but it’s not a felony. It’s kind of — it’s a — it’s an act of love."

Let's peel the fur off of THAT one:
Illegal aliens are "committing an act of love".
HOWEVER, illegally crossing the border really IS a "crime".

Now, the only "acts of love" I know of which are also crimes are "rape" and "child molestation" and - in some states - "sodomy".

Ergo, "illegal aliens" are "raping", "molesting", and "rump-humping" America.
Yup, that pretty much clears up EVERYTHING, jebby ol' boy.....

28 March 2014

A Dangerous Child's Foreign Policy

{pic from PatriotPost.us}

The fact that King Putt is actually DOING this should scare the shit out of rational Americans.

24 March 2014

Tsar Vladimir Putin's New Imperial Russia

{pic from PatriotPost.us}

Vlad will need a land resupply route to get to his newly-reacquired Crimean peninsula.
Watch the Sudetenland Eastern Ukraine for his "next act".

...and watch the White House for Lil' King Putt's next "failure to act".

20 February 2014

If You Don't Learn From History....

 {pic from PatriotPost.com}

A cult of Personality.
Demonizing a small segment of society.
Printing money and inflating the currency.
Nationalizing companies.
Controlling the education of children.
Government controlling healthcare.
Propaganda and intimidation in the media.
Prosecuting and imprisoning political enemies.
Selective enforcement of laws - rule by fiat.
Militarizing the federal police.
Spying on our own citizens.


All that's missing is gun registration/confiscation......

....we are reliving the Weimar Republik.
And we all know how THAT ended........


"Seig Heil der Fehler!"


11 February 2014

Define "Smidgen"....

{cartoon from PatriotPost.com}

Can't really add much to this one.....not enough room.

07 January 2014

Carnival Side-Show Government



King Putt says:

"LOOKEE OVER THERE! EEEEEVIL PEOPLE GETTING RICH!"
(uh-oh, they're big donors to his campaign)

"OOH, OOH, THEN YOU BETTER LOOKEE OVER THERE, GLOBAL WARMING!"
(warmist research ship trapped in Antarctic ice sheet)

"THEN...UH, THEN, LOOKEE OVER THERE, POOR UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE TRYING TO LIVE HERE!"
(they're illegal aliens and they broke the law to get here)

"WE'RE GOING TO INSURE MORE PEOPLE AND LOWER HEALTHCARE COSTS!"
(over 6 million newly UN-insured and everybody is paying more for less coverage)

"OH, I KNOW....LOOKEE AT THE ARAB SPRING!"
(those are muslim terrorists butchering people based on their religion)

"OOH, OOH, LOOKEE AT ALL THOSE RACISTS!"
(those are the "new" black panthers - they're black racists)

"UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN!"
(only because you stopped counting the people who stopped even TRYING to find work.)

"THE ECONOMY IS DOING BETTER!"
(more than twice the number of people on food stamps than when you took office)

"THEN WHAT ABOUT THAT WAR ON WOMEN?"
(you mean the thousands of female babies aborted every year?)

"....UH, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GUN VIOLENCE?"
(would that be the guns you illegally gave to the drug cartels which killed American border patrol agents?)

"GREEN ENERGY!"
(solyndra, fisker, the chevy volt - all wasted taxpayer money, none of them are economically viable)

"I SAVED GM AND CHRYSLER!"
(gm still owes millions of taxpayer bail-out dollars, and the Italians bought chrysler)

"I GOT US OUT OF IRAQ!"
(and al-Qaida just took back Fallujah)

"HEY! THE WORLD LOVES US AGAIN!"
(Benghazi)

"I EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS!"
(is that because your "economic recovery" is a verified FAIL?)

I could go on and on about King Putt "governing by crisis" - keep the people spinning from one disaster to the next so they never seem to catch on to how we're losing our nation - but I bet everyone here pretty much gets his scams by now.
.....don't we?

26 December 2013

"progressive" Hypocrisy

(pic courtesy of barenakedislam.com)

Can't make this shit up.

'Nuff Said.