King Putt says:
"LOOKEE OVER THERE! EEEEEVIL PEOPLE GETTING RICH!"
(uh-oh, they're big donors to his campaign)
"OOH, OOH, THEN YOU BETTER LOOKEE OVER THERE, GLOBAL WARMING!"
(warmist research ship trapped in Antarctic ice sheet)
"THEN...UH, THEN, LOOKEE OVER THERE, POOR UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE TRYING TO LIVE HERE!"
(they're illegal aliens and they broke the law to get here)
"WE'RE GOING TO INSURE MORE PEOPLE AND LOWER HEALTHCARE COSTS!"
(over 6 million newly UN-insured and everybody is paying more for less coverage)
"OH, I KNOW....LOOKEE AT THE ARAB SPRING!"
(those are muslim terrorists butchering people based on their religion)
"OOH, OOH, LOOKEE AT ALL THOSE RACISTS!"
(those are the "new" black panthers - they're black racists)
"UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN!"
(only because you stopped counting the people who stopped even TRYING to find work.)
"THE ECONOMY IS DOING BETTER!"
(more than twice the number of people on food stamps than when you took office)
"THEN WHAT ABOUT THAT WAR ON WOMEN?"
(you mean the thousands of female babies aborted every year?)
"....UH, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GUN VIOLENCE?"
(would that be the guns you illegally gave to the drug cartels which killed American border patrol agents?)
"GREEN ENERGY!"
(solyndra, fisker, the chevy volt - all wasted taxpayer money, none of them are economically viable)
"I SAVED GM AND CHRYSLER!"
(gm still owes millions of taxpayer bail-out dollars, and the Italians bought chrysler)
"I GOT US OUT OF IRAQ!"
(and al-Qaida just took back Fallujah)
"HEY! THE WORLD LOVES US AGAIN!"
(Benghazi)
"I EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS!"
(is that because your "economic recovery" is a verified FAIL?)
I could go on and on about King Putt "governing by crisis" - keep the people spinning from one disaster to the next so they never seem to catch on to how we're losing our nation - but I bet everyone here pretty much gets his scams by now.
.....don't we?
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