I'm Callin' "Bullshit"

Awright, it's been comin' for some time now. I've been wantin' to sound off on a whole MESS of things, and although each could easily fill up an entire blog entry, I just don't have the time....hell, I had to shovel six inches of "April Showers" off the walks at work - three hours' worth of my day gone right there....

At any rate, here's a mish-mash of some of the latest pieces of insanity spewing from the vultures in the media that simply SCREAMS for a dose of oh-so-simple LOGIC:

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First, there's the consumate jackassery of jimmah "PeanutBoy" cahtuh goin' over to the Middle East to kiss Hamas' collective asses while simultaneously kicking Israel - AND America! - right square in the Foreign Policy balls. That treasonous, treacherous son of a bitch SAYS that one of the reasons he's there is to negotiate for the release of Gilad Shalit - one of the Israeli soldiers kidnapped by Hamas terrorists near Gaza, just before Olmert's fumbled war with Hizballah in '06.

Lemme get this straight....that same pathetic excuse of a human being who FAILED to negotiate the freedom of 52 AMERICAN HOSTAGES held by Iranian terrorists over the course of 444 DAYS (November 79 to January 81) is somehow (magically?) going to free an Israeli soldier from even more terrorists?

I'M CALLIN' BULLSHIT ON THAT!

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Next, there's the little problem that the empty suit Snob-ama is having with the inconvenient fact of his 20+ year relationship with the preacher of his "church". Seems that for more than two decades, that punk "preacher" KNEW that guy who would be President, performed the marriage for him and his wife, baptized his kids, was his "spiritual mentor", and even gave him the title for his NYSlimes best-selling book....BUT SOMEHOW KEPT HIS ANTI-AMERICANISM AND RACISM A SECRET?!?!?

I'M CALLIN' BULLSHIT ON THAT!

Either Snob-ama is lying, or he's a complete incompetent. No matter...if he's hiding racism and hatred for America, he shouldn't be President. If he's so fundamentally asleep at the wheel that he didn't notice his preacher's "quirks", then that ALSO disqualifies him for the White House....he's toast to anyone who has more than one gray-cell sparkin'.

Unfortunately for America, most voters these days seem to leave their brains at home - next to the TV remote - when they head to the polls.

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Next, there's the "man-caused" global warming hoax. I have neither the time nor the inclination to go through all the myriad - and underhanded - false "cures" the leftists (and some Republicans, like Bush and mccain) are proposing to "fix" this make-believe crisis. Suffice to say, they're ALL bad for America's economy, Americans' standard of living, and our tax bills.

The latest evidence? You mean BESIDES the fact that one of Americas most renouned LIARS - albert "I invented the internet" gore - is the hoax's chief proponent? Then how about one of the meteorologists at the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Association (NOAA) suddenly "rethinking" his position that global warming is making hurricanes worse?

Ya think the fact that he's been WRONG for the last TWO SEASONS has anything to do with his sudden change of heart?

Now, High Priest algore (who was actually kicked out of a religious seminary!) says we need more LAWS since we haven't made any "progress" against the "crisis" he's built his Church of Global Warming upon....

I'M CALLIN' BULLSHIT ON THAT!

Because we've all just experienced one of the coldest years on record (2007), and one of the longest winters on record...and remember that half-foot of "April Showers" I mentioned above?

There's so much more I'd nail to the floor with logic, but it's closin' in on midnight, and it's snowin' outside again....

Damn...kinda wish I hadn't taken the plow blade off the front of the tractor at work - two weeks ago.........